I’ve been typecast

Dear Mr. Popper,

I loved your article on Shitter, thought it was very insightful and funny. I own a niche advertising company that prints advertisements and coupons on toilet paper. I grew up in Westchester, NY and currently go to University of Michigan. I thought your readers would love an article on our start up as a follow up on how toilet paper is transforming from what we are used to. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
Jordan

Jordan Silverman
Co- Founder Star Toilet Paper